What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.