What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.