What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!