What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine