What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.