What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.