What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).