Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.