Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What do you call a metalhead with a cold?

Flemmy

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.