Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!