What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."