What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."