What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?