I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Well they'd look silly with long hair !
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
Because 12 13 14!
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Because I told him a good joke.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
The Internship
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
With a crowbar
An antique.