Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.