What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea