What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.