It tears your apart.
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Because red shirts die easily.
The Atlantic Ocean.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
With a crowbar
River Derci. Sorry.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a crowbar.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Operation Yewtree.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Mediterranean Sea
A crowbar.
The Mediterranean Sea.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
With a crow bar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
May Divorce be with you.*
A condom.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
by concentration.
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
The Mexican said, "A border".
your boat, gently down the stream...
Euripides, Eumenides
Because you want them to work don't you
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
Columbus
When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
It turned into a hexagon.
At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.
All the dongs.
He answered, "Because you're coming home early."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
The colored one.
A: He wanted to see time fly.
