Separate Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election?

After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.