What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know