What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.