What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*