How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What's an "oying"?

This joke

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!