Unemployed.
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A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
There's 21 of them
They're both full of bums
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Oh yeah...39
A zebra.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
payday vs prayday.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
