Unemployed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
The week force.
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
It was Friday only a few hours ago...
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Causal fridays.
Because business was very light.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It's a week day.
Well it's back to the old grind!
Unemployed
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
He lost his hearing.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
For identification.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
A: Knock on the hatch.
A different bar.
They're both full of bums
Igloo
Two test tickles
It was a work of friction.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
