What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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What do you call a striped bra?

A zebra.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot