What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Worthless

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra