Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Oui Jokes More Oui Jokes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

French Person Jokes More French Person Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!