How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!