What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib