How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.