Dodge Jokes

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

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Take away her "W."

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She kept throwing away all the W's.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.