What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

Darren Wilson Jokes More Darren Wilson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Michael Brown Jokes More Michael Brown Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.