How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits