What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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My zipper.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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Their guilt.

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American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor