Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.