Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.