What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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He raised Cain.

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Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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At the Schopenhauer.

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "