What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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A flossopher!

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.