Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !

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Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

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What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "