What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.