Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).