Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.