Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
He charges you double.
BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME
She complains to a man.
With a look over the shoulder.
Neighbor
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
You take the letter F out of way.
Blue Sonnet
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
You can actually punch information into a computer.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
Wire haired terriers !!
