What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.