Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.
Your mom can't take a joke.
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
He lost his hearing.
Lost.
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Thanks mum xD