What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.