What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.