What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.