What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."