What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.