What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!