What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.