How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because