Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.