When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
Moandays.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
I don't know, I've never tri
An elephant in a washing machine !
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Surrey.
