Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Wa-TAH!
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Because it scares the dog.
Parabolems?
Deceased
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
They are always packing their trunk !
Neptunes!
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Matisse hurt!
SINGLE
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
