Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot