Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about