End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
I don't know, I've never tri
Poe-etry
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
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Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
SINGLE
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
for 2 weeks.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
A: Text-us
Who else invents things?
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
By ski-mail.
because they can't spell "read it".
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
The real joke is always in the comments!"
