How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?