What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D