What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.