Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.