He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because it crashes all the time.
A pair of ducks.
He turns off his Xbox.
They turn off their Xbox.
They Havana no money to spend.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Paul Walker only crashed once.
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
