What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.