Lebron James Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Nickname Jokes More Nickname Jokes

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Clutch Jokes More Clutch Jokes

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Michael Jordan Jokes More Michael Jordan Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

James Brown Jokes More James Brown Jokes

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Success Jokes More Success Jokes

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.