They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
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Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
Because it is full of vegetables.
A fair cop.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Jock the stripper.
Same middle name!
Chase it round the garden
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
He wanted to be with his family.
Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Their last names.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
because she was touched by Jesus.
Ten-tickles
Ten Tickles
unfazed*
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "