Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Nickname Jokes More Nickname Jokes

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.