What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D