What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil