What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?