How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.