Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.