Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.