What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.